This is a site that is close to my heart, because it eloquently states the opinions that have been lurking there for my eternity.
http://www.quotegarden.com/homosexuality.html

Name: Soon to be altered- I prefer to be able to find it quickly in the phonebook.

Age: look and see.

Height: 5'3". A height that makes it way too easy for a guy to look down my shirt and far too hard to succeed in gym class.

General Disposition: Pessimistic yet cheerful. I enjoy using puns and being literal whenever I can. when I'm not around people I know or like very well, I tend to become more than a little bouncy, and this mouth of mine won't seem to shut off. Otherwise, I'm usually pretty laid-back. Believe it or not, I'm more of a listener than a chatter, unless I really have something to say.

Occupation: I work in the endless and vastly interesting field of High School Student. Unfortunately, my payment is extra lunch money. Hardly a reliable source of income. But considering how I am a quasi-Scrooge (hoarding-wise), the benefits I reap are pretty substantial, as well as free from any taxes. The IRS has nothing on me!!

Likes: Food, drawing, writng, music, food, reading, science, art, food, unlit scented candles, using my extensive vocabulary, fire in general, food, magic, wood and its shavings, singing, playing my instrument which is larger than me, food, annoying people I don't like, shiny things, bookstores, food, cooking, animals, money, large and complicating words, and sharpening pencils.

Dislikes: tomatoes, avacadoes, tapioca, unintelligent boobs without an original thought in their head, pain, and the smell of cheap air freshener. All that, and my mother.

Quotes:
"I'm not swearing at you- I'm just swearing in general."
"Humor is my defense mechanism, and your wall is pitiful in comparison, China!"
"Take me to your breeder."
"I do have manners, but it's not whether or not I have them, it's whether or not I choose to use them."
"I'd rather be insane than an idiot."
"What color is it today?"
"Whoever said that I was being serious?"
"If no one looks at the glass, who's to say how full or empty it is?"
"I did not MISS the point- I just jumped OVER the point when I got to it."
"I like pie"
"Do you like pie?"
"I'm listening to every word you're- ooo, look! A kitty!"
"My mom!"
"I poop"
"today's sarcasm is tomorrow's marketing technique."
"Who is Russ, and why is he naked?"
"*This is not what Hikari actually thinks that person is saying, simply what her eyes can decipher. Do not presume her to be an idiot. We all know what happens when you assume things... the yaoi police come to your house and show you the best places to get doujinshi.**

**The Yaoi police are not responsible for the production and possible illegal sale of any fan-based doujinshi material, nor the after-effects of reading such material.***

***It is so be noted that the Yaoi police are not, in fact, against yaoi- rather, they are for it.****

****Yaoi, for those who do not know, is a genre that involves boys kissing, fondling and/or doing other dirty things with other boys. Many people consider it very enjoyable to read******

*****It is to be further noted that continued use of the asterisk to make amendments will be considered dangerous to a person's health after three such amendments, thus exposing the user and onlookers to bouts of acute confusion."

"The smell of bacon permeates my soul."

"Did you know that 'if' is the most powerful word in existence? It starts and ends wars, creates mass paranoia, and prevents quite a few house fires."